Dinosaur Wants Job

I'm really ready and really eager to work.
I'm a dinosaur.
Hire me!
I can survive on popcorn and fruit.

Sad Times

"I wish I didn't need to breathe."

It's really sad to see people being "let go", when they don't want to go at all.
I feel like I'm looking for a job in the worst moment possible. And probably I am.
But hey, chin up, uh?